I’ve been slacking on posting lately due to the fact I’ve got lots of freelance work coming my way. It’s hard to keep up with everything. I’m going to get around to writing on a regular basis again next week once I finish developing this report program for a company.

Anyway, I was surfing around last night and I saw this amazing video up on LiveLeak. It is of a school band doing various songs and scenes from video games. My two favs were the Super Mario Brothers one and the Zelda one. They were awesome. You really need to watch this video and show all your friends.

C
You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++
You accidentally create a dozen clones of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can’t tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, “That’s me, over there.”

JAVA
After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.*, and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you’ve forgotten what the hell you’re doing.

Ruby
Your foot is ready to be shot in roughly five minutes, but you just can’t find anywhere to shoot it.

PHP
You shoot yourself in the foot with a gun made with pieces from 300 other guns.

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